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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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lakers85
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2/19/2018 | 2:51:37 PM
Dily Dily
Welcome to the pit of misery.
lakers85
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2/19/2018 | 2:51:22 PM
Dily Dily
Welcome to the pit of misery.
jridgeii
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2/16/2018 | 12:58:52 PM
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One agent too many was installed on Bob's desktop.
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THowcroft,
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2/16/2018 | 10:27:35 AM
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Efforts to encourage the use of "active desks" have yet to prove effective.
mwrightinmt
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2/15/2018 | 11:53:33 AM
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Turns out Bob's job really does suck.
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Samtheseagull,
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2/14/2018 | 6:43:25 PM
name that toon
Think Clark has slliiped out for a while, can you email site service, Bob.
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2/14/2018 | 3:32:22 PM
Dark Web
I guess Bob was serious when he said he was going to join an underground network of criminals on the dark web
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2/14/2018 | 1:58:10 PM
Name that Toon: Disappearing Act
See management has completed the annual cyber security budget review and apparently has made some cuts!
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2/14/2018 | 10:55:13 AM
Name that toon caption
I warned him that his programming was code heavy!
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2/14/2018 | 9:17:22 AM
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