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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Je6
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Je6,
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8/11/2017 | 8:01:21 AM
For the Birds
"It's a little thing called the pigeonhole principle..."
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10/7/2016 | 4:11:11 PM
Name That Toon: For The Birds
"It's the latest waterproof model and even have fast charging via lightning"
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10/7/2016 | 3:06:05 PM
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I'm constantly watching them anymore.  There will not be any Netflix and chill in my house!
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10/7/2016 | 3:04:04 PM
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With the new 4k TV, all they do is eat and stare at the screen. I'm exhausted just trying to keep enough worms in the house to keep them fed!
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10/7/2016 | 3:02:18 PM
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I'm worried about the kids not being able to fly after they've grown. Since we got Amazon Prime, they never leave their room!
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10/7/2016 | 10:13:14 AM
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We just cut the cord thanks to NESTFLIX.
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10/5/2016 | 2:17:51 PM
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Instincts were stronger in our day... mama birds wouldn't allow crap in the nest.
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10/5/2016 | 4:06:13 AM
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"I liked the little yellow sponge underwater, this just seems too real."
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10/4/2016 | 11:40:36 AM
Name That Toon: For The Bird
Ever since we  signed up for a one peck account  and  started  getting worms delivered to the nest, our  leisure  time  has  increased  dramatically.
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9/29/2016 | 10:34:07 AM
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Bird watching used to be a thing, but live tweeting changed everything
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