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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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jevans1230
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10/17/2019 | 9:42:27 AM
Shoulder Surfing
The old using of sock puppets for Shoulder Surfing technique. 
underestimatess
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10/16/2019 | 1:23:18 PM
Sock Puppet Cartoon Contest
Day 34: They still haven't noticed we replaced the entire SOC with socks.
Hudey123
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10/11/2019 | 11:28:27 AM
SOC Puppets caption:
We hired him because his resume said he had expert level Puppet skills. We're waiting for lunch so he can show off his Chef skills before HR starts the termination process.
Boiler95
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10/10/2019 | 4:07:55 PM
SOC (Summer of Code)
"I don't think Jimmy understands what the Summer of Code is."
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10/9/2019 | 10:08:12 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
maramtunis
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maramtunis,
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10/9/2019 | 10:07:30 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
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10/8/2019 | 8:52:19 AM
SOC Puppets
Billy denied the rumour that outsourcing their SIEM to a third party would turn the Security department into SOC Puppets
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10/7/2019 | 4:31:35 PM
caption - The auditors are performing a SOX review
The auditors are performing a SOX review
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10/7/2019 | 1:31:41 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The new hire misunderstood the job description for the SOC position.
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10/7/2019 | 1:29:16 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The executive spoof training technique needed work.
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