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9/13/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Tempest2004
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Tempest2004,
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9/17/2019 | 5:27:52 PM
sock puppets
Fred's sock puppets could have frank security conversations with management without the risk of being fired.
Deadsnott
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9/18/2019 | 9:44:24 AM
SOCKS puppets
I think he may have misunderstood when I suggested using a SOCKS proxy to bypass the firewall.
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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9/18/2019 | 12:47:49 PM
Re: shallow fake
It was only then that Sam realized his friend had taken private messaging to a whole new level. 
Tempest2004
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9/18/2019 | 4:12:33 PM
sock puppets
Because Sock Puppets don't get fired for being brutally honest describing the weaknesses of existing security controls.
kratiw
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kratiw,
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9/19/2019 | 10:10:10 AM
Legal!
I don't think legal is taking our concerns about identity theft seriously.
jd.daniels
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jd.daniels,
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9/19/2019 | 1:10:29 PM
Creepy
Can we make sure my computer's camera is off? I feel like I am being watched.
vantag
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vantag,
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9/20/2019 | 9:32:19 AM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
"He's too shy to invite me out face to face!"
Hazbro
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9/22/2019 | 5:13:13 AM
Cartoon Caption Contest
I wish they'd put a sock in it.
thekob96
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thekob96,
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9/25/2019 | 2:24:04 PM
First day on the job
I don't want to alarm you... but being that you are the first female software engineer that our company has hired...?  You might find that there are those within your department who are a little curious about your presence here.
harrismc
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9/25/2019 | 2:29:22 PM
Soc puppets
That is not what I had in mind when we asked for a  2 SOC assessment
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