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9/13/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: SOC Puppets

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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danielcummins
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danielcummins,
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9/16/2019 | 8:02:33 AM
name that toon entry
Ever since his cryptography class, he's been obsessed with Alice and Bob.
bbbarrier
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bbbarrier,
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9/16/2019 | 2:24:43 PM
Puppet show exploit
New social engineering technique spotted in the wild. 

 

-bbbarrier

 

 
StephenP787
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StephenP787,
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9/16/2019 | 2:56:19 PM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
This is not what I had expected when we discussed preparing for the upcoming SOC 2 Assessment.
DarkReading24
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DarkReading24,
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9/17/2019 | 7:49:40 AM
Hijacked
Someone hijacked Tim's streaming accounts over the weekend. Even if he somehow gets control again, I think the damage has already been done.
reg2385
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reg2385,
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9/17/2019 | 11:28:04 AM
Cartoon contest
Since they removed my side cube wall, I feel like i am under survellance.
jd.daniels
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jd.daniels,
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9/19/2019 | 1:10:29 PM
Creepy
Can we make sure my computer's camera is off? I feel like I am being watched.
vantag
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vantag,
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9/20/2019 | 9:32:19 AM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
"He's too shy to invite me out face to face!"
Hazbro
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Hazbro,
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9/22/2019 | 5:13:13 AM
Cartoon Caption Contest
I wish they'd put a sock in it.
thekob96
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9/25/2019 | 2:24:04 PM
First day on the job
I don't want to alarm you... but being that you are the first female software engineer that our company has hired...?  You might find that there are those within your department who are a little curious about your presence here.
harrismc
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9/25/2019 | 2:29:22 PM
Soc puppets
That is not what I had in mind when we asked for a  2 SOC assessment
Doubleton
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Doubleton,
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9/26/2019 | 8:30:42 AM
Identity theft.
His resume said "Identity Theft Expert."
jojoh
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jojoh,
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9/26/2019 | 3:45:04 PM
Monitor This
It appears our SOC monitoring tools are up and running.
packetnarc
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packetnarc,
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9/27/2019 | 11:57:22 AM
Sock Puppet Social Engineer
Our new Social Engineering campaign sure has brought Allen out of his shell. I just hope he washed them first.
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amaguhn,
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10/1/2019 | 7:49:25 AM
Security Training
The security training budget has been hit hard this year.
archeanchaos
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10/2/2019 | 3:18:03 PM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
George asked for advice on social engineering techniques. I told him the best methods involve something you know.
matthewkmiller
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10/7/2019 | 1:29:16 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The executive spoof training technique needed work.
matthewkmiller
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matthewkmiller,
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10/7/2019 | 1:31:41 PM
SOC Sock Puppets
The new hire misunderstood the job description for the SOC position.
havancourt
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havancourt,
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10/7/2019 | 4:31:35 PM
caption - The auditors are performing a SOX review
The auditors are performing a SOX review
mikeoke_2k4
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10/8/2019 | 8:52:19 AM
SOC Puppets
Billy denied the rumour that outsourcing their SIEM to a third party would turn the Security department into SOC Puppets
maramtunis
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maramtunis,
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10/9/2019 | 10:07:30 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
maramtunis
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maramtunis,
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10/9/2019 | 10:08:12 AM
SOC puppets
Do you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the SOX coming! ( Only in WWE restling voice)
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10/10/2019 | 4:07:55 PM
SOC (Summer of Code)
"I don't think Jimmy understands what the Summer of Code is."
Hudey123
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10/11/2019 | 11:28:27 AM
SOC Puppets caption:
We hired him because his resume said he had expert level Puppet skills. We're waiting for lunch so he can show off his Chef skills before HR starts the termination process.
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10/16/2019 | 1:23:18 PM
Sock Puppet Cartoon Contest
Day 34: They still haven't noticed we replaced the entire SOC with socks.
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