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9/13/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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lakers85
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lakers85,
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10/4/2019 | 2:15:12 PM
Lack of Cybersecurity Talent is a Systemic Issue
Joan: "I thought our CISO was kidding when he said HR placed 2 new interns in the Security Department to help monitor all operations and infrastructure."

Pete: "Well, he did hit the 'easy button'."

Both: "hahahaha"
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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10/3/2019 | 3:06:33 PM
Re: SOC Puppets
Norm was not taking the SOC analyst training very well.
sdenrich
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sdenrich,
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10/3/2019 | 1:49:37 PM
SOC Puppets
"Marge, I think Larry is is trying to spoof our ID's again"
archeanchaos
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10/2/2019 | 3:18:03 PM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
George asked for advice on social engineering techniques. I told him the best methods involve something you know.
amaguhn
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amaguhn,
User Rank: Strategist
10/1/2019 | 7:49:25 AM
Security Training
The security training budget has been hit hard this year.
Koalaking
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Koalaking,
User Rank: Strategist
9/27/2019 | 3:55:25 PM
Replacement CISO
The last CISO moved us to the cloud and did not secure S3 buckets.  I would like to introduce you to his replacement, Socky McSockster.
reg2385
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reg2385,
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9/27/2019 | 12:35:29 PM
Cartoon contest
I feel harrassed. They keep saying to each other; Sock-it-to-me! Sock-it-to-me! Sock-it-to-me!
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9/27/2019 | 11:57:22 AM
Sock Puppet Social Engineer
Our new Social Engineering campaign sure has brought Allen out of his shell. I just hope he washed them first.
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9/26/2019 | 3:45:04 PM
Monitor This
It appears our SOC monitoring tools are up and running.
Doubleton
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Doubleton,
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9/26/2019 | 8:30:42 AM
Identity theft.
His resume said "Identity Theft Expert."
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