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1/17/2020
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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cdaneena
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cdaneena,
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1/17/2020 | 12:19:46 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
So what'd you do to get sent down here?
iatassi
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iatassi,
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1/17/2020 | 2:29:08 PM
Caption
We have a backdoor in the ceiling
hamlin841
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hamlin841,
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1/17/2020 | 4:25:04 PM
Cartoon Caption
Yeah, Phil is our new Cloud technician and the thing in his cube in a new cloud access tool.
i2003
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i2003,
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1/19/2020 | 10:16:43 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Didn't they built the stairway to the cloud in the wrong direction?
JamieG606
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1/20/2020 | 8:53:38 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Bob's out fixing our servers in the cloud.
ClaytonCyber
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1/21/2020 | 10:03:00 AM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
"Oh Jacob? He got a better offer."
dunham.james@comcast.net
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[email protected],
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1/21/2020 | 4:54:06 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Oh, Bill? He's kind of old-school, but one of our best Cloud developers.
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1/25/2020 | 10:42:28 PM
Name that toon
Oh, that old thing, it's left over from the industrial revolution, think it had something to do with Led Zeppelin.
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1/27/2020 | 3:24:17 PM
Miracles Never Cease
I am pretty sure I just saw Morgan Freeman walking around.
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1/28/2020 | 8:55:24 AM
Cloud Integration
Tom's working on our new cloud service model.
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