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1/17/2020
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John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest

Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud



Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes February 14. 

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Scott_in_Mesa
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Scott_in_Mesa,
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2/4/2020 | 9:46:44 AM
Staircase comment follows...
He said something about working on the Cloud.
acstudent
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acstudent,
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2/3/2020 | 11:02:19 PM
caption contest
Oh, it makes me wonder.
Yonel RodolfoH341
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Yonel RodolfoH341,
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2/2/2020 | 8:25:49 PM
toon name
absent in search
simonasim414
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simonasim414,
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2/2/2020 | 5:42:03 AM
Name that Toon
Do they think we would work faster after they have put the coffee machine up there?
akkumulator
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akkumulator,
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1/31/2020 | 3:49:43 AM
ladder
Your manager said you wanted to quit unless you could climb the corporate ladder.
ClifBlanchard
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ClifBlanchard,
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1/30/2020 | 3:40:52 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
The new intern put a bedroll up ther, he calls it his loft apartment.
CyberInstructor
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CyberInstructor,
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1/30/2020 | 12:49:37 PM
Toxicity Ratings?
Do you think there's plenum in the ceiling?  
bmcgonigle
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bmcgonigle,
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1/30/2020 | 12:22:09 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Leadership asked for a cheap cloud backup solution so we're storing the nightly tapes in the drop ceiling. 
Elezaby
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Elezaby,
User Rank: Strategist
1/30/2020 | 4:10:56 AM
Caption
Well, he was saying something about exploiting a privilege escalation vuln, and then poof
Cyberkashi
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1/29/2020 | 5:57:29 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Oh that?  Facilities said the IT guys want to run some cables in a raised ceiling.
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