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10/3/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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abbyross
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abbyross,
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10/3/2019 | 11:46:33 AM
The unconventional patch
Bob: "I alerted the Board that we are vulnerable to Meltdown."

 
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
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10/3/2019 | 11:47:57 AM
buzzword buzz
Have you noticed that when the Boss comes around spouting the latest buzzwords we get a real voltage surge here ?
ddmclamb
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ddmclamb,
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10/3/2019 | 3:30:15 PM
My feet
My feet are so tired. Wouldn't it be easier if we let the wind turn those things?
Tempest2004
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Tempest2004,
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10/5/2019 | 6:30:50 PM
Second Wind
They were installed to replace the backup generator, forgetting the windows don't open.
Hyznbrg
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Hyznbrg,
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10/10/2019 | 1:48:11 PM
Executive Suite
I believe they would be much more effective if installed in the executive suite
mstrmac
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mstrmac,
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10/10/2019 | 4:23:45 PM
Telework
I regret skimming over the telework agreement.
BCURTIS581
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BCURTIS581,
User Rank: Apprentice
10/11/2019 | 1:48:01 PM
Mergers
Now that the merger of the cubicle farm with the wind farm is compelte I hear that there are plans to merge with the dairy farm.
jevans1230
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jevans1230,
User Rank: Strategist
10/16/2019 | 6:18:00 PM
Disaster Recovery
I've heard of using alternative power sources for Disaster Recovery but this is ridiculous. 
ianrod
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ianrod,
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10/28/2019 | 12:59:48 PM
Cloud's biggest fans
I guess managment really is all in on the cloud solution.  They are their biggest fans.
kratiw
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10/31/2019 | 12:19:52 PM
Red Team Simulation
There's the Red Team again, tilting at windmills.
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