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Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
5/11/2019 | 12:13:22 PM
Hashing
I sure hope these aren't hashed...If they are, this is irreversible...
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
5/11/2019 | 12:19:17 PM
2FA
I was told that we were implementing a two factor Auth program...This must be what management considers to be the level 2 part...something you have.
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
5/11/2019 | 1:07:01 PM
Job Security
I guess this means we're pretty "secure" in our jobs!
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
5/11/2019 | 1:09:40 PM
Non IT People
This is what non IT people think is securing our systems.
BuddyMac
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BuddyMac,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/13/2019 | 9:28:40 AM
Security Policies
At first I thought the new security policies would be too restrictive, but to tell you the truth, I hardly notice anything different!
CWPS
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CWPS,
User Rank: Strategist
5/13/2019 | 9:31:04 AM
Caption
If you duck down, & shift your right shoulder up ..it comes off :)

 
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
User Rank: Strategist
5/13/2019 | 9:41:34 AM
This ransomware has really gotten my attention....I need to dispose of that last cup of coffee!
This ransomware has really gotten my attention....I need to dispose of that last cup of coffee!
SurviveIT
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SurviveIT,
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5/13/2019 | 9:43:30 AM
Caption Contest Entry
Wasn't the new TLS version supposed to be a light protocol?
matt025
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User Rank: Strategist
5/13/2019 | 9:57:22 AM
Locky strikes again!
I told you the Locky ransomware was still in circulation, but you just had to try the link anyway!!!.....
lakers85
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lakers85,
User Rank: Strategist
5/14/2019 | 9:52:45 AM
Best Practices?
Do you think this is what they meant when they talked about 'user lockdown' during the Active Directory Security & Best Practices seminar the other day?
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