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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/22/2019 | 3:43:08 PM
j04
"Cheer up. Tomorrow we get to wear jeans."
JohnGarret
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JohnGarret,
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5/22/2019 | 4:08:58 PM
AI 1
Where is artificial intelligence when it's most needed?
JohnGarret
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JohnGarret,
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5/22/2019 | 4:13:36 PM
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We were told we were working with artificial intelligence.

Not that they force us to be the "artificial intelligence" for "User any customer or Vendor name"
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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5/23/2019 | 8:50:19 AM
Re: Pending Review
Ben saw that management takes locked-down situations very seriously.

 
PaulV972
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PaulV972,
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5/24/2019 | 2:01:32 PM
Caption
I told you we should worry abit more about vendor lock-in.
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RetiredUser,
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5/25/2019 | 12:27:45 PM
Not an Entry - Just for Fun
"Well, if you hadn't made us skip the Lockpicking Village at DEF CON this year, MAYBE this wouldn't be an issue!"
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5/27/2019 | 1:12:56 PM
Padlocked systems cartoon caption
Don't tell me I can't overclock!
ChrisR430
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ChrisR430,
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5/28/2019 | 11:48:27 AM
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I guess the new security policy works, but it really makes bio breaks a hassle
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Blaze007,
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5/28/2019 | 1:34:19 PM
Security Posture
"So this is what those Security folk mean when they talk about improving our security posture! I gotta hand it to them, I've never had better neck support!"
rootbid
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5/28/2019 | 1:54:05 PM
Solidity
Client-side security.
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