Dark Reading is part of the Informa Tech Division of Informa PLC

This site is operated by a business or businesses owned by Informa PLC and all copyright resides with them.Informa PLC's registered office is 5 Howick Place, London SW1P 1WG. Registered in England and Wales. Number 8860726.

Endpoint

5/10/2019
12:30 PM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
100%
0%

Name That Toon: End User Lockdown

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!

 

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes May 15.

Related Content:

 

 

 Join Dark Reading LIVE for two cybersecurity summits at Interop 2019. Learn from the industry's most knowledgeable IT security experts. Check out the Interop agenda here.

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

Comment  | 
Print  | 
More Insights
Comments
Newest First  |  Oldest First  |  Threaded View
<<   <   Page 2 / 6   >   >>
ChrisR430
0%
100%
ChrisR430,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/28/2019 | 11:48:27 AM
Cartoon Caption
I guess the new security policy works, but it really makes bio breaks a hassle
Bleachers
0%
100%
Bleachers,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/27/2019 | 1:12:56 PM
Padlocked systems cartoon caption
Don't tell me I can't overclock!
RetiredUser
50%
50%
RetiredUser,
User Rank: Ninja
5/25/2019 | 12:27:45 PM
Not an Entry - Just for Fun
"Well, if you hadn't made us skip the Lockpicking Village at DEF CON this year, MAYBE this wouldn't be an issue!"
PaulV972
33%
67%
PaulV972,
User Rank: Strategist
5/24/2019 | 2:01:32 PM
Caption
I told you we should worry abit more about vendor lock-in.
REISEN1955
0%
100%
REISEN1955,
User Rank: Ninja
5/23/2019 | 8:50:19 AM
Re: Pending Review
Ben saw that management takes locked-down situations very seriously.

 
JohnGarret
0%
100%
JohnGarret,
User Rank: Strategist
5/22/2019 | 4:13:36 PM
AI 2
We were told we were working with artificial intelligence.

Not that they force us to be the "artificial intelligence" for "User any customer or Vendor name"
JohnGarret
33%
67%
JohnGarret,
User Rank: Strategist
5/22/2019 | 4:08:58 PM
AI 1
Where is artificial intelligence when it's most needed?
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
5/22/2019 | 3:43:08 PM
j04
"Cheer up. Tomorrow we get to wear jeans."
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
5/22/2019 | 3:42:24 PM
j03
"Hey, if you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't have anything to complain about."
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
5/22/2019 | 3:41:08 PM
j02
"I knew there'd be trouble once their non-compete clause was struck down as invalid."
<<   <   Page 2 / 6   >   >>
Stop Defending Everything
Kevin Kurzawa, Senior Information Security Auditor,  2/12/2020
Small Business Security: 5 Tips on How and Where to Start
Mike Puglia, Chief Strategy Officer at Kaseya,  2/13/2020
Architectural Analysis IDs 78 Specific Risks in Machine-Learning Systems
Jai Vijayan, Contributing Writer,  2/13/2020
Register for Dark Reading Newsletters
White Papers
Video
Cartoon Contest
Current Issue
6 Emerging Cyber Threats That Enterprises Face in 2020
This Tech Digest gives an in-depth look at six emerging cyber threats that enterprises could face in 2020. Download your copy today!
Flash Poll
How Enterprises Are Developing and Maintaining Secure Applications
How Enterprises Are Developing and Maintaining Secure Applications
The concept of application security is well known, but application security testing and remediation processes remain unbalanced. Most organizations are confident in their approach to AppSec, although others seem to have no approach at all. Read this report to find out more.
Twitter Feed
Dark Reading - Bug Report
Bug Report
Enterprise Vulnerabilities
From DHS/US-CERT's National Vulnerability Database
CVE-2020-1811
PUBLISHED: 2020-02-18
GaussDB 200 with version of 6.5.1 have a command injection vulnerability. Due to insufficient input validation, remote attackers with low permissions could exploit this vulnerability by sending crafted commands to the affected device. Successful exploit could allow an attacker to execute commands.
CVE-2020-1815
PUBLISHED: 2020-02-18
Huawei NIP6800 versions V500R001C30, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00; Secospace USG6600 and USG9500 versions V500R001C30SPC200, V500R001C30SPC600, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00 have a memory leak vulnerability. The software does not sufficiently track and release allocated memory while parse...
CVE-2020-1816
PUBLISHED: 2020-02-18
Huawei NIP6800 versions V500R001C30, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00; Secospace USG6600 and USG9500 versions V500R001C30SPC200, V500R001C30SPC600, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00 have a Denial of Service (DoS) vulnerability. Due to improper processing of specific IPSEC packets, remote attacker...
CVE-2020-1830
PUBLISHED: 2020-02-18
Huawei NIP6800 versions V500R001C30, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00; Secospace USG6600 and USG9500 versions V500R001C30SPC200, V500R001C30SPC600, V500R001C60SPC500, and V500R005C00 have a vulnerability that a memory management error exists when IPSec Module handing a specific message. This cause...
CVE-2020-1882
PUBLISHED: 2020-02-18
Huawei mobile phones Ever-L29B versions earlier than 10.0.0.180(C185E6R3P3), earlier than 10.0.0.180(C432E6R1P7), earlier than 10.0.0.180(C636E5R2P3); HUAWEI Mate 20 RS versions earlier than 10.0.0.175(C786E70R3P8); HUAWEI Mate 20 X versions earlier than 10.0.0.176(C00E70R2P8); and Honor Magic2 vers...