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11/11/2019
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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cmgreenjr1
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cmgreenjr1,
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11/14/2019 | 4:11:36 PM
Name that toon
"Looks like the Trojans are evolving into a more focused attack mode."
jimlh
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jimlh,
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11/14/2019 | 12:04:15 PM
Tilting at windmills
Looks like Don is trying to convince the CFO to increase our cybersecurity budget, again.
abbyross
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11/14/2019 | 11:51:53 AM
Call the police!
"Call the police! This pen tester is breaking into our computers!"

"Uh, you know you hired him to do a pen test, right? And he has a contract."
marshalljohns
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11/14/2019 | 11:48:31 AM
End Point Protection Toon
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time"
blightsey3921
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11/14/2019 | 11:46:30 AM
office romance
I thought the "Knight in Shining Armor" was Tracie's latest office romance!
Dredger23
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11/13/2019 | 10:06:40 AM
Roleplay as an attacker
I think Bob has taken "Roleplay as an attacker", to a all new high...
HPERPER
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HPERPER,
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11/12/2019 | 12:41:45 PM
Endpoint Protection Toon
We heard about a white horse.  I think thats Frank's kid with a sheet over the family dog.
Blaze007
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11/12/2019 | 10:25:25 AM
Name That Toon Caption
"IT told me that once they build a moat around my workstation, I'll finally get rid of this nasty Trojan."
kancell
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11/12/2019 | 9:59:07 AM
Cartoon Caption
Did you want spear phishing? Trojan horse? Or all of the above?
Jan@eskenzipr.com
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11/12/2019 | 6:52:54 AM
Cartoon Caption
How do you like our new spear phishing email solution?
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