Dark Reading is part of the Informa Tech Division of Informa PLC

This site is operated by a business or businesses owned by Informa PLC and all copyright resides with them.Informa PLC's registered office is 5 Howick Place, London SW1P 1WG. Registered in England and Wales. Number 8860726.

Endpoint

11/11/2019
02:00 PM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
50%
50%

Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes December 13.

Related Content:

Check out The Edge, Dark Reading's new section for features, threat data, and in-depth perspectives. Today's top story: 4 Ways to Soothe a Stressed-Out Incident Response Team

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

Comment  | 
Print  | 
More Insights
Comments
Threaded  |  Newest First  |  Oldest First
techstar55
0%
100%
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:49:31 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
0%
100%
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:53:06 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
0%
100%
techstar55,
User Rank: Guru
11/11/2019 | 2:54:32 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
ragraham
0%
100%
ragraham,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/11/2019 | 9:06:28 PM
Offensive Security
Offensive Security
Jan@eskenzipr.com
17%
83%
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/12/2019 | 6:52:54 AM
Cartoon Caption
How do you like our new spear phishing email solution?
kancell
17%
83%
kancell,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/12/2019 | 9:59:07 AM
Cartoon Caption
Did you want spear phishing? Trojan horse? Or all of the above?
Blaze007
50%
50%
Blaze007,
User Rank: Strategist
11/12/2019 | 10:25:25 AM
Name That Toon Caption
"IT told me that once they build a moat around my workstation, I'll finally get rid of this nasty Trojan."
HPERPER
0%
100%
HPERPER,
User Rank: Strategist
11/12/2019 | 12:41:45 PM
Endpoint Protection Toon
We heard about a white horse.  I think thats Frank's kid with a sheet over the family dog.
Dredger23
33%
67%
Dredger23,
User Rank: Strategist
11/13/2019 | 10:06:40 AM
Roleplay as an attacker
I think Bob has taken "Roleplay as an attacker", to a all new high...
blightsey3921
0%
100%
blightsey3921,
User Rank: Strategist
11/14/2019 | 11:46:30 AM
office romance
I thought the "Knight in Shining Armor" was Tracie's latest office romance!
marshalljohns
40%
60%
marshalljohns,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 11:48:31 AM
End Point Protection Toon
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time"
abbyross
0%
100%
abbyross,
User Rank: Strategist
11/14/2019 | 11:51:53 AM
Call the police!
"Call the police! This pen tester is breaking into our computers!"

"Uh, you know you hired him to do a pen test, right? And he has a contract."
jimlh
33%
67%
jimlh,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 12:04:15 PM
Tilting at windmills
Looks like Don is trying to convince the CFO to increase our cybersecurity budget, again.
cmgreenjr1
20%
80%
cmgreenjr1,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/14/2019 | 4:11:36 PM
Name that toon
"Looks like the Trojans are evolving into a more focused attack mode."
abigailb
17%
83%
abigailb,
User Rank: Strategist
11/18/2019 | 2:25:38 PM
Endpoint Protection
So you just give this guy the password to access your desk
scottdutton@centurytel.net
33%
67%
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/18/2019 | 3:09:52 PM
Cartoon Caption
We wanted the Cyber Ninjas, but this was the best we could find.
paustinnew
50%
50%
paustinnew,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/18/2019 | 5:17:14 PM
Tilting at windmills
Is this a new type of spear phishing?
2huka
25%
75%
2huka,
User Rank: Strategist
11/21/2019 | 1:07:41 PM
Dream the Impossible Dream
'Look, our very own Don Quixote!  If only his chivalrous attempt could twart the ransom, we'd be spared the media coverage.'
InfoSec Overnights
50%
50%
InfoSec Overnights,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 5:16:36 AM
Caption
I don't think he understands "spearphishing."
kratiw
25%
75%
kratiw,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2019 | 7:58:43 AM
Red Team
Someone on the red team is taking things too litteraly.
BrianR603
25%
75%
BrianR603,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 9:02:28 AM
End Point Protection
"Looks like the new security solution they brought in keeps charging our accounts"
suliano
71%
29%
suliano,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2019 | 1:21:02 PM
su
-when I told you that our cyber-defense was from another age
rslay99
67%
33%
rslay99,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2019 | 5:20:14 PM
Medieval Kingdom Security
"Must have been another Bud Light Platinum night at Joe's, He's trying to protect the office with Medieval Kingdom Security again!"
rainforestpress
50%
50%
rainforestpress,
User Rank: Strategist
11/20/2019 | 7:11:31 PM
Knight Shift
He said the knight shift was the pointy end of the cyber-security spear.

 
markgrogan
50%
50%
markgrogan,
User Rank: Strategist
11/27/2019 | 2:21:55 AM
Re: Knight Shift
I really think he is stuck in old ways of thinking.
acampbell448
40%
60%
acampbell448,
User Rank: Strategist
11/21/2019 | 9:31:33 AM
White Knight?
Managment said they were looking for a White Knight to save us but I don't think this is what they meant!
rockclimber510
25%
75%
rockclimber510,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/21/2019 | 10:01:50 AM
Giants In Disguise
Microsoft's Lock Screen apparently looked a little too real on Don's new 8K screen.
rockclimber510
33%
67%
rockclimber510,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/21/2019 | 10:03:58 AM
Giant Problem
When Don's computer got infected with ransomware, he knew he had a giant problem he had to fight.
dmisk.2019
25%
75%
dmisk.2019,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/22/2019 | 9:39:02 AM
Cyber Awareness
"I think this year's Cybersecurity Awareness Campaign is too much!  I'll clean up after a cyber incident, but I will not clean up after a horse incident." 

 
gicad
33%
67%
gicad,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/25/2019 | 8:05:56 AM
Technology evolution

Let's hope this time, the Insanity Knight will succeed, with his traditional old approach, to save us.

 

DANDREN554
33%
67%
DANDREN554,
User Rank: Strategist
11/25/2019 | 11:17:13 AM
from the ministry of silly cyber offense
We are no longer the knights who say SPAMALOT! We are now the knights who say dilly dilly trojan horse!
mikeoke_2k4
50%
50%
mikeoke_2k4,
User Rank: Strategist
11/26/2019 | 8:39:52 AM
Endpoint Protection
Bob's taking this "one man crusade against phishing" a little too far...
kratiw
50%
50%
kratiw,
User Rank: Strategist
11/26/2019 | 11:30:27 AM
Old idiom, new technology
Tilting at Windows
Lomax6996
0%
100%
Lomax6996,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2019 | 9:22:00 AM
Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"Find out who hired this new Pen Tester!"
steve@tvstrategies.com
0%
100%
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2019 | 2:26:57 PM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"This is nothing - he does Civil War re-enactments on weekends!"
bobhobbit
0%
100%
bobhobbit,
User Rank: Guru
12/19/2019 | 11:29:37 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
bobhobbit
0%
100%
bobhobbit,
User Rank: Guru
12/19/2019 | 11:30:30 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
WallyDragon
33%
67%
WallyDragon,
User Rank: Strategist
11/29/2019 | 9:01:37 AM
Endpoint Protection
Looks like our "Last Line of defence" process needs a little more work...
EJ Carroll
0%
100%
EJ Carroll,
User Rank: Strategist
12/2/2019 | 9:26:15 AM
Endpoint
"I tried to tell him that it's not "knight" mode, but he wouldn't listen."
matthewkmiller
67%
33%
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
12/2/2019 | 11:47:54 AM
Medieval
When I heard him say he was about to get medieval on the malicious actors, I didn't take him literally.
ey3432
50%
50%
ey3432,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/2/2019 | 5:58:45 PM
pen test
"When corporate said they were hiring a new penetration tester, I was definitely not expecting this."
mehulpruthi
50%
50%
mehulpruthi,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/5/2019 | 2:02:56 AM
Cartoon Contest
Desktop: My enemies think they can destroy my data. These noobs are unaware of desktop virtualization.
TonyA940
50%
50%
TonyA940,
User Rank: Author
12/5/2019 | 2:10:26 PM
"The security team seem to be taking SiegeWare seriously"
"The security team seem to be taking SiegeWare seriously" 
firozb
0%
100%
firozb,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/6/2019 | 12:30:30 AM
Spear phishing campaigns
When I requested protection from spear phishing campaigns, I didn't quite expect this.
PajamaSam
50%
50%
PajamaSam,
User Rank: Strategist
12/9/2019 | 3:19:51 PM
Name That Toon
"This is the last time we hire Game of Thrones Security"
bhymer
50%
50%
bhymer,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/10/2019 | 4:17:34 AM
Name that Tune
Our Endpoint Protection system is a little outdated... 
7 Tips for Infosec Pros Considering A Lateral Career Move
Kelly Sheridan, Staff Editor, Dark Reading,  1/21/2020
For Mismanaged SOCs, The Price Is Not Right
Kelly Sheridan, Staff Editor, Dark Reading,  1/22/2020
Register for Dark Reading Newsletters
White Papers
Video
Cartoon Contest
Write a Caption, Win a Starbucks Card! Click Here
Latest Comment:   It's a PEN test of our cloud security.
Current Issue
IT 2020: A Look Ahead
Are you ready for the critical changes that will occur in 2020? We've compiled editor insights from the best of our network (Dark Reading, Data Center Knowledge, InformationWeek, ITPro Today and Network Computing) to deliver to you a look at the trends, technologies, and threats that are emerging in the coming year. Download it today!
Flash Poll
How Enterprises are Attacking the Cybersecurity Problem
How Enterprises are Attacking the Cybersecurity Problem
Organizations have invested in a sweeping array of security technologies to address challenges associated with the growing number of cybersecurity attacks. However, the complexity involved in managing these technologies is emerging as a major problem. Read this report to find out what your peers biggest security challenges are and the technologies they are using to address them.
Twitter Feed
Dark Reading - Bug Report
Bug Report
Enterprise Vulnerabilities
From DHS/US-CERT's National Vulnerability Database
CVE-2020-5226
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-24
Cross-site scripting in SimpleSAMLphp before version 1.18.4. The www/erroreport.php script allows error reports to be submitted and sent to the system administrator. Starting with SimpleSAMLphp 1.18.0, a new SimpleSAML\Utils\EMail class was introduced to handle sending emails, implemented as a wrapp...
CVE-2019-1517
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-24
** REJECT ** DO NOT USE THIS CANDIDATE NUMBER. ConsultIDs: none. Reason: This candidate was in a CNA pool that was not assigned to any issues during 2019. Notes: none.
CVE-2019-1518
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-24
** REJECT ** DO NOT USE THIS CANDIDATE NUMBER. ConsultIDs: none. Reason: This candidate was in a CNA pool that was not assigned to any issues during 2019. Notes: none.
CVE-2019-1519
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-24
** REJECT ** DO NOT USE THIS CANDIDATE NUMBER. ConsultIDs: none. Reason: This candidate was in a CNA pool that was not assigned to any issues during 2019. Notes: none.
CVE-2019-1520
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-24
** REJECT ** DO NOT USE THIS CANDIDATE NUMBER. ConsultIDs: none. Reason: This candidate was in a CNA pool that was not assigned to any issues during 2019. Notes: none.