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11/11/2019
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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techstar55
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techstar55,
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11/11/2019 | 2:49:31 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
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11/11/2019 | 2:53:06 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
techstar55
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11/11/2019 | 2:54:32 PM
Dueling Free Throws
Dueling Free Throws

A riff on the song Dueling Banjos
ragraham
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ragraham,
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11/11/2019 | 9:06:28 PM
Offensive Security
Offensive Security
Jan@eskenzipr.com
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[email protected],
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11/12/2019 | 6:52:54 AM
Cartoon Caption
How do you like our new spear phishing email solution?
kancell
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kancell,
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11/12/2019 | 9:59:07 AM
Cartoon Caption
Did you want spear phishing? Trojan horse? Or all of the above?
Blaze007
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11/12/2019 | 10:25:25 AM
Name That Toon Caption
"IT told me that once they build a moat around my workstation, I'll finally get rid of this nasty Trojan."
marshalljohns
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marshalljohns,
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11/14/2019 | 11:48:31 AM
End Point Protection Toon
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time"
jimlh
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jimlh,
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11/14/2019 | 12:04:15 PM
Tilting at windmills
Looks like Don is trying to convince the CFO to increase our cybersecurity budget, again.
cmgreenjr1
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11/14/2019 | 4:11:36 PM
Name that toon
"Looks like the Trojans are evolving into a more focused attack mode."
scottdutton@centurytel.net
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[email protected],
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11/18/2019 | 3:09:52 PM
Cartoon Caption
We wanted the Cyber Ninjas, but this was the best we could find.
paustinnew
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paustinnew,
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11/18/2019 | 5:17:14 PM
Tilting at windmills
Is this a new type of spear phishing?
InfoSec Overnights
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11/19/2019 | 5:16:36 AM
Caption
I don't think he understands "spearphishing."
BrianR603
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11/19/2019 | 9:02:28 AM
End Point Protection
"Looks like the new security solution they brought in keeps charging our accounts"
suliano
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11/19/2019 | 1:21:02 PM
su
-when I told you that our cyber-defense was from another age
rslay99
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11/20/2019 | 5:20:14 PM
Medieval Kingdom Security
"Must have been another Bud Light Platinum night at Joe's, He's trying to protect the office with Medieval Kingdom Security again!"
rockclimber510
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11/21/2019 | 10:01:50 AM
Giants In Disguise
Microsoft's Lock Screen apparently looked a little too real on Don's new 8K screen.
rockclimber510
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11/21/2019 | 10:03:58 AM
Giant Problem
When Don's computer got infected with ransomware, he knew he had a giant problem he had to fight.
dmisk.2019
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dmisk.2019,
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11/22/2019 | 9:39:02 AM
Cyber Awareness
"I think this year's Cybersecurity Awareness Campaign is too much!  I'll clean up after a cyber incident, but I will not clean up after a horse incident." 

 
gicad
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11/25/2019 | 8:05:56 AM
Technology evolution

Let's hope this time, the Insanity Knight will succeed, with his traditional old approach, to save us.

 

DANDREN554
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11/25/2019 | 11:17:13 AM
from the ministry of silly cyber offense
We are no longer the knights who say SPAMALOT! We are now the knights who say dilly dilly trojan horse!
Lomax6996
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11/27/2019 | 9:22:00 AM
Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"Find out who hired this new Pen Tester!"
steve@tvstrategies.com
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11/27/2019 | 2:26:57 PM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"This is nothing - he does Civil War re-enactments on weekends!"
bobhobbit
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12/19/2019 | 11:29:37 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
bobhobbit
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12/19/2019 | 11:30:30 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
matthewkmiller
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12/2/2019 | 11:47:54 AM
Medieval
When I heard him say he was about to get medieval on the malicious actors, I didn't take him literally.
ey3432
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12/2/2019 | 5:58:45 PM
pen test
"When corporate said they were hiring a new penetration tester, I was definitely not expecting this."
mehulpruthi
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12/5/2019 | 2:02:56 AM
Cartoon Contest
Desktop: My enemies think they can destroy my data. These noobs are unaware of desktop virtualization.
firozb
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12/6/2019 | 12:30:30 AM
Spear phishing campaigns
When I requested protection from spear phishing campaigns, I didn't quite expect this.
bhymer
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12/10/2019 | 4:17:34 AM
Name that Tune
Our Endpoint Protection system is a little outdated... 
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