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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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7/10/2018 | 12:46:40 PM
New Dark Reading Caption contest!
We provide the cartoon! You write the caption. Enjoy!
Ace2010
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Ace2010,
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7/10/2018 | 5:43:45 PM
Name that toon: mobile threat
You have 5 seconds to give me your password before I turn you into a sloth.
sdaultrey
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sdaultrey,
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7/10/2018 | 7:17:00 PM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
caption: "BlackRock's latest AI announcement took some pedestrian investors by surprise"
No SOPA
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No SOPA,
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7/10/2018 | 8:14:34 PM
Nod to Chris Painter
"Hurry," said the genie, "I got all these Larry Hagman episodes to watch."
Vexel
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Vexel,
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7/11/2018 | 10:21:44 AM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
Just answer this brief survey to get your wishes!
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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7/11/2018 | 11:53:00 AM
jgen01
"By submitting a wish, you agree to accept the wishgranter's terms and conditions. Would you like to proceed?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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7/11/2018 | 11:57:30 AM
jgen02
"I'm sorry, but I can't grant any wishes involving the EU."
Joe Stanganelli
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7/11/2018 | 12:01:42 PM
jgen03
"For the last time, you can't apply the += operator to my_wishes."
Kristendean80
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Kristendean80,
User Rank: Strategist
7/11/2018 | 2:02:40 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat
" You should have wished for longer battery life. Your phone goes dead in 3..2....."
Mike Atkinson
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7/11/2018 | 2:14:26 PM
Name that toon: Mobile Threat
"You're seeing this ad because you recently visited websites loosely related to genies. To opt out..."
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