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Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal.
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Not Java?
The new Starbucks unicorn frapaccino 3D ad is very realistic. I think they programmed it in CoffeeScript.
zlatka ,User Rank: Strategist
Re: Not Java?
"these new 3d monitors make the picture really pop out at you!"
papa.surf ,User Rank: Apprentice
Re: Not Java?
I know they've warned us about "trojan horses" messing up the computers but this thing is totally ridiculous.
TwangGuru ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon caption
All I did was press "Escape"!
dtm247 ,User Rank: Apprentice
New Unix OS
UnixCorn - Take your OS to the third dimension!
North2AK ,User Rank: Strategist
419 Bait
Hey this guy online says I won some money! He says he's the Prince of Podunkistan.
DaveRHowe ,User Rank: Strategist
Hey Guys...
Hey Guys; I finally managed to find a candidate for that cybersecurity vacancy!
JB0412 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption
It looks like my tailored solution just came through.
camerobabe ,User Rank: Strategist
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
I found the REAL Fantasy Football site!
Now THAT is Penetration Testing!
Now THAT is Penetration Testing!
N0RBIUS ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon
Aw fairy dust! The Intrusion Prevention software failed again.
GWAIN ,User Rank: Strategist
The truth is out there...
My system has been en-cryptid.
abcha ,User Rank: Apprentice
Unicorn!
Finally!!! My crowdfunding investment paid off!
reasonman ,User Rank: Apprentice
The boss said I could have a promotion when unicorns came flying out of my PC.
The boss said I could have a promotion when unicorns came flying out of my PC.
ntt1
"Alright, you caught me. I clicked a link in my email for 'horny stallions'."
Unicorn! I mean, Unicode!
Unicorn! I mean, Unicode!
ntt2
"Okay, what's your idea for getting more investors?"
Screen Sharing
I really need to quit eating IceBreakers.
Ratteau ,User Rank: Strategist
Figures...
Why can't I win the Dark Reading caption contest in a month with a decent prize?
jb2328 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Breakroom
If I were you I'd skip the brownies in the breakroom today.....
jamminjamie ,User Rank: Strategist
Cartoon Contest
"Now I understand why the Surface Studio is so expensive..."
Aditya123 ,User Rank: Apprentice
CARTOON CONTEST
SOFTWARE BUG HAUNTS ME AGAIN
JoeC57 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Re: CARTOON CONTEST
Not another new version of a Trojan horse!
D. J. ,User Rank: Apprentice
Computer Jeasouly
How did he get a 3-D monitor? He caught the head of IT surfing porn at work.
crouton8 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Re: Computer Jeasouly
I typed in a Unicorn Resource Locator and it just appeared
Cartoon Caption
I guess the security team upgraded the idle timeout features. I heard this happens when you forget to lock your workstation before walking away.
AMoss ,User Rank: Guru
caption
e-Trade has really stepped up their game...
JasonF217 ,User Rank: Strategist
Caption
"My computer is totally hack proof"
clone13 ,User Rank: Strategist
caption
this new malware is insane, it wants 2 bitcoins, or it will release a glitter bomb.
temp55 ,User Rank: Apprentice
ahhhh
I really hope this will finally end...many people has been triggered by this...total chaos.
ebanksto ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Contest
I can clearly see your point.
It was Google Autocorrect!
I typed unix cron window! I swear!
TonyD71 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Re: CARTOON CONTEST
No the Ransomware payment is in Bitcoin not Unicorn!
brownhat ,User Rank: Apprentice
Re: Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
*double-click* Ummm, Linda? I think I just opened a backdoor to Narnia!
ntt3
"I should never have crossed the Godfather of Silicon Valley."
Deckerch ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
Hey Janice, is this supposed to part of the new Multi-Factor Authentication?
Argentus ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
"...it also uses a 100 000bit private key and utilizes one-time pad encryption..."
aguilar ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name that Toon
Ey guys! We got another horned phising campaign!
PaulM106 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Comment on the cartoon.
Janice, I think I've got a message from the code father!
iCanvasWill ,User Rank: Apprentice
Comment on the cartoon
Here is what the client expects us to develop...
KenR344 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption Contest
"It's part of my thesis research on a formal proof of Clarke's Third Law about technology and magic."
Thomh123 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon
This is a secure windows pc.
edwardspbe ,User Rank: Apprentice
create a caption
You are infected! @malwareunicorn to the rescue...
ntt4
"I think we should hire this one."
ntt5
"I've seen worse. Last week Tim had a dragon."
Starko ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon caption contest
Some of the bugs in this new screen sharing software are really getting hard to believe. Is that a...
Cartoon
Forget ransomware, this email attachment almost took my eye out!
ntt6
"This is why we use tabs instead of spaces, Carol. This is why."
Yay
"I told you they are real."
pbrady999 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Browsing the web
The threats from IT security about approriate browsing at work are getting quite extreme!
ntt7 (Application of Dave's Law of New Yorker Cartoons)
"I think I'm going to kill myself."
ntt8
"Either this is marketing's snide way of arguing that perfect security is mythical, or we just got hit with ransomware again."
ecully ,User Rank: Apprentice
unicorn
"Hey Carol, look... My code compiled without any errors."
Unicorn
Deskside support and IT Security are going to throw a screaming fit!
jhstockman ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Contest
Did anybody else install that new 3D screen driver yet?
shane.sos ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Contest
These ads for the new Unicorn drinks are getting a little out of hand...
nttx
"The new 3D graphics are great, if a bit laggy."
jlittleton ,User Rank: Apprentice
100% Secure Windows Computer
Look IT just installed the new 100% secure Windows computer at my desk.
LynnB069 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon quote
Harry's managers didn't understand the true value of finding a zero-day, so he elected to use props.
cybersavior ,User Rank: Strategist
Caption
Don't misspell "run icon".
Brad_Martin ,User Rank: Strategist
Caption
Hmmm, it doesn't look malicious - I'll click it!
cybersavior ,User Rank: Strategist
Brad_Martin ,User Rank: Strategist
caption
Betty: Dave, aren't you suppose to be researching unix?
incredmo ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing, 3D unicorns
Some startup claims they can create 3D unicorns, ( I thought I had heard every troll request for funding). Guys you are not going to believe this one.
NUTsTUN ,User Rank: Apprentice
M-x unicorn
"Wow, they weren't lying! Emacs does have a command for everything... "
UaaS?
... yeah - this is just the free tier....
DarwinS524 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Contest
See!!! I TOLD you guys this new graphics card was worth the extra money!!!
clone13 ,User Rank: Strategist
so who won?
just wondering...
HyberL381 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption
"No biggie, Just some Horsomeware" :)
JoeB088 ,User Rank: Apprentice
cartoon caption
I think rainbows are priitttyyy.
requiem20 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption
Title: Recruiter's Dilemma
rosandicz ,User Rank: Apprentice
horn
Give me 2 bitcoins to see another horn...
wmaree ,User Rank: Apprentice
Matrix
Neo, the Unicorn's have you follow me they do not know what I can teach you!
SethL657 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption
Execute candymountain.sh as the root user, Charlie!
Typo
No, you were supposed to display UNICODE characters!
EgArLaV ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Contest
"Mary, what is the best way to purge a Trojan Unicorn from a system?"
JLadove ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
Tell the sysadmin that we have a situation.
criddel ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption
" I think Google Doodle is getting a little out of control"
saak ,User Rank: Apprentice
darn Unicorn
"Jamie, the darn Unicorn is back."
REISEN1955 ,User Rank: Ninja
Re: darn Unicorn
Darn - typed UNICORN instead of UNICODE.
BadReynolds ,User Rank: Apprentice
Witcher
Hey Mary, you ever heard of a game called the Witcher 3? I stumbled across some fan films, this one's even in 3D! Oh god! What are they going to do on top of it?
Screen Sharing
"Windows 10 Paint 3D is awesome!"
tbe33 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption
Amazon's new delivery service really is fast!
Horsedancer ,User Rank: Apprentice
Better Quote
When Dave's autocorrect set the output filter to Unicorn instead of Unicode, things took a strange turn.
GonzSTL ,User Rank: Ninja
Caption
I need to talk to Alice about those meds she gave me this morning.
ChaseL123 ,User Rank: Strategist
comment
These pop ups are getting more annoying every year
Je6 ,User Rank: Strategist
Screen Sharing
No, no, no! Have a Unix CRON do the pop-up reminders!
infolinity ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
See? I'm a Unicorn in the making! It's about time you accepted my request for a date...
Entry
Look Betty, Petya now has a 3d screen saver
Wunderboy04 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
"I said, No 3D sticky notes on my screen!"
Caption Contest
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
No, Lisa, the problem is I keep confusing augemented reality with alternate reality...
DaveR341 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption
My operating system is absolutely secure.
Big1r0n ,User Rank: Apprentice
These NextGen Pen-test tools are awesome!
root@kali:~# unicornscan -i monitor01 -Ir 160 -E `3D-World`:1-560000Ghz
sayzoheb ,User Rank: Apprentice
Quote for Uncorn Cartoon
Congrats ! You got yourself a UNICORN.
sayzoheb ,User Rank: Apprentice
Comment fo Unicorn Cartoon
i got my point of view automated.....
sayzoheb ,User Rank: Apprentice
Comment for Unicorn Cartoon
POPUP...I WON A UNICORN...
ccornil2 ,User Rank: Strategist
Unicorn caption contest
"Steve, you wouldn't know a billion dollar opportunity if it were staring you in the face."
ccornil2 ,User Rank: Strategist
Re: Pending Review
"Hello, I'd like to add you to my network on LinkedIn."
name that toon
No, Harold the day to day here is always mundane no unusual rainbows, leprechauns, or unicorns.
PeterA9876 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Unicorn
I knew I shouldn't have installed that Kaspersky software.
Hey Carol, can I borrow your stapler?
Hey Carol, can I borrow your stapler?
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
I asked for HD and Tech Support heard 3D.
Jeremy@hlf ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
That sucks!! I asked for a Million bucks and they gave me a trojan horse instead!!
BKULIK024 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption Contest
Don't worry, it's just Andrew in Software Development showing his power point of all the new features he's planning to add in the next release.
ChrisF201 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
Jan, check this out! I found an unhackable PC.
Pjbracer1 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Screen Sharing
Ive been looking for a secure an fast browser, Ive think ive found one, look its Edge!
m0lotov ,User Rank: Strategist
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing
"I thought that Windows error sounded horsey."
21Ladders ,User Rank: Apprentice
Hang on folks - looks like the critical outage just "fixed itself". Just 10 min before we failed SLA too
Hang on folks - looks like the critical outage just "fixed itself". Just 10 min before we failed SLA too
Cartoon Caption
Jane, Do you see this? I swear, all I did was log on. I didn't click anything--this time.
DevilOps ,User Rank: Apprentice
Ops spun up the wrong VM...
Ops must have a new employee...I asked for a VM with nginx and gunicorn and look what I got!
Why Organizations Fail
Bob: "GOT IT!"
-odjbo- ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon Caption
Nice upgrade... Ctrl-U doesn't underline anymore.
cvbob3789 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Cartoon caption
Lisa, check out this new 3-D monitor!
I just receive an email formatted in Unicorn
I just receive an email formatted in Unicorn
jayharp ,User Rank: Apprentice
caption
"These erectile dysfunction ads are really getting intrusive."
Caption
What was in those brownies?
piebat ,User Rank: Apprentice
Search
Search Cybersecuruty and you will get unicorn.
abner78br ,User Rank: Apprentice
Hunter level 100
This is just the unicorn head wall decor in my SIMS 3D 2017
DrRiAdGeOrN ,User Rank: Apprentice
Magical Soc
What did you expect from this SOC? A unicorn....
5t00p5 ,User Rank: Apprentice
Name that Toon
Be a unicorn, not a donkey...
n4nom ,User Rank: Apprentice
Caption:
Although some creative coding gains had been made, the LSD program had clearly caused its share of issues.
sbtrader ,User Rank: Apprentice
Malware remix
I found another one we thought was extinct making a comeback!
finkga ,User Rank: Strategist
Finally found that cybersecurity professional...
"Hey Susan, I think I finally found someone to fill that cybersecurity position!"
cyernet ,User Rank: Strategist
Penetration Test
"I told you our firewall is like a langery. Its too attractive and thin, I can penetrate easily after several pokes!"
cyernet ,User Rank: Strategist
Screen Sharing
Hey, Debbie, how can I tell the boss he is sharing his screen to the wrong person!
dtotham ,User Rank: Apprentice
Mareware
OMG Mary, think I have stumbled across a new mareware strain called POPCORN!
Everything You Need to Know About DNS Attacks
It's important to understand DNS, potential attacks against it, and the tools and techniques required to defend DNS infrastructure. This report answers all the questions you were afraid to ask.
Domain Name Service (DNS) is a critical part of any organization's digital infrastructure, but it's also one of the least understood. DNS is designed to be invisible to business professionals, IT stakeholders, and many security professionals, but DNS's threat surface is large and widely targeted.
Attackers are causing a great deal of damage with an array of attacks such as denial of service, DNS cache poisoning, DNS hijackin, DNS tunneling, and DNS dangling. They are using DNS infrastructure to take control of inbound and outbound communications and preventing users from accessing the applications they are looking for. To stop attacks on DNS, security teams need to shore up the organization's security hygiene around DNS infrastructure, implement controls such as DNSSEC, and monitor DNS traffic
How Enterprises are Developing Secure Applications
Recent breaches of third-party apps are driving many organizations to think harder about the security of their off-the-shelf software as they continue to move left in secure software development practices.
Enterprise Vulnerabilities
From DHS/US-CERT's National Vulnerability Database
CVE-2023-33196 PUBLISHED: 2023-05-26 Craft is a CMS for creating custom digital experiences. Cross site scripting (XSS) can be triggered by review volumes. This issue has been fixed in version 4.4.7.
CVE-2023-33185 PUBLISHED: 2023-05-26
Django-SES is a drop-in mail backend for Django. The django_ses library implements a mail backend for Django using AWS Simple Email Service. The library exports the `SESEventWebhookView class` intended to receive signed requests from AWS to handle email bounces, subscriptions, etc. These requests ar...
CVE-2023-33187 PUBLISHED: 2023-05-26
Highlight is an open source, full-stack monitoring platform. Highlight may record passwords on customer deployments when a password html input is switched to `type="text"` via a javascript "Show Password" button. This differs from the expected behavior which always obfuscates `ty...
CVE-2023-33194 PUBLISHED: 2023-05-26
Craft is a CMS for creating custom digital experiences on the web.The platform does not filter input and encode output in Quick Post validation error message, which can deliver an XSS payload. Old CVE fixed the XSS in label HTML but didn’t fix it when clicking save. This issue was...
CVE-2023-2879 PUBLISHED: 2023-05-26 GDSDB infinite loop in Wireshark 4.0.0 to 4.0.5 and 3.6.0 to 3.6.13 allows denial of service via packet injection or crafted capture file
Everything You Need to Know About DNS AttacksIt's important to understand DNS, potential attacks against it, and the tools and techniques required to defend DNS infrastructure. This report answers all the questions you were afraid to ask.
Domain Name Service (DNS) is a critical part of any organization's digital infrastructure, but it's also one of the least understood. DNS is designed to be invisible to business professionals, IT stakeholders, and many security professionals, but DNS's threat surface is large and widely targeted.
Attackers are causing a great deal of damage with an array of attacks such as denial of service, DNS cache poisoning, DNS hijackin, DNS tunneling, and DNS dangling. They are using DNS infrastructure to take control of inbound and outbound communications and preventing users from accessing the applications they are looking for. To stop attacks on DNS, security teams need to shore up the organization's security hygiene around DNS infrastructure, implement controls such as DNSSEC, and monitor DNS traffic
How Enterprises are Developing Secure Applications
Recent breaches of third-party apps are driving many organizations to think harder about the security of their off-the-shelf software as they continue to move left in secure software development practices.
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