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4/28/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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DarwinS524
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6/25/2017 | 3:03:30 PM
Cartoon Contest
See!!!  I TOLD you guys this new graphics card was worth the extra money!!!
robert.hoisington
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robert.hoisington,
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6/23/2017 | 3:12:20 PM
UaaS?
... yeah - this is just the free tier....
NUTsTUN
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NUTsTUN,
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6/20/2017 | 9:00:12 AM
M-x unicorn
"Wow, they weren't lying! Emacs does have a command for everything..."
incredmo
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incredmo,
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6/18/2017 | 4:36:41 AM
Name That Toon: Screen Sharing, 3D unicorns
Some startup claims they can create 3D unicorns, ( I thought I had heard every troll request for funding). Guys you are not going to believe this one.
Brad_Martin
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Brad_Martin,
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6/15/2017 | 8:00:10 AM
caption
Betty:  Dave, aren't you suppose to be researching unix?

Dave: Sorry boss, I think I made a typeo on my search

Betty: Thank Alpha that I hadn't asked you to research Hard Disk...
cybersavior
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cybersavior,
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6/14/2017 | 4:47:17 PM
Submission

Horsey McHornface

Brad_Martin
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Brad_Martin,
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6/14/2017 | 11:18:06 AM
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Hmmm, it doesn't look malicious - I'll click it!

cybersavior
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cybersavior,
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6/14/2017 | 10:03:20 AM
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Don't misspell "run icon".
LynnB069
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6/13/2017 | 1:29:47 PM
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Harry's managers didn't understand the true value of finding a zero-day, so he elected to use props.
papa.surf
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6/9/2017 | 4:24:49 PM
Re: Not Java?
I know they've warned us about "trojan horses" messing up the computers but this thing is totally ridiculous.
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