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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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UmairS996
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UmairS996,
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1/25/2020 | 2:12:44 PM
Plain-Text Password
It is not safe to use a plain-text password
Andres314
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Andres314,
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1/17/2020 | 12:25:15 PM
You did say... Stop putting my password under my keyboard!
You did say... Stop putting my password under my keyboard!
martibee
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martibee,
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11/20/2019 | 10:37:39 AM
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I don't know how you do it Smedley.  Passwords just seem to fly out of my head.
jackandjill
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11/5/2019 | 3:04:10 PM
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Sorry I am level II support
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Ghostwolf,
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8/22/2019 | 6:11:58 PM
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"Hi Bob, As your CISO it is my job to ensure we are all complying with our security policies.  Yesterday, I removed a sticky note you had taped to the bottom of your keyboard that had your password written on it.  What part of "Do not share or write down your password" did you not understand?."
rongarland1
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rongarland1,
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8/8/2019 | 3:39:57 PM
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"Excuse me? How did you know my password!"
willgetin
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willgetin,
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4/22/2019 | 2:07:01 PM
A glance into the penthouse of one of the ex-Presidents and his wife.
Bill: Is that a Russian Mig-29 flying by?

Hillary:  I should have never sent myself that password reminder email...
getjets
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getjets,
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1/16/2019 | 2:19:21 PM
Cloud Storage
Well MR. CEO, IT policy does not allow storage of company data on personal cloud accounts.  Maybe you can just use your brief case backup device.
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2/22/2018 | 12:25:53 PM
​Hiding in ​"​plane​"​ site
No Phil "Hiding in plain Site" is NOT an acceptable password policy
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12/12/2017 | 6:29:44 PM
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For the last time Joe, I've crunched the budget numbers over and over and still can't explain why our IT expenses are 100 times industry average.
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