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2/6/2018
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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ianrod
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ianrod,
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2/6/2018 | 10:32:40 AM
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About that Meltdown patch...
Vexel
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Vexel,
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2/6/2018 | 10:38:41 AM
Caption Contest Entry
"We should've read the 'Rules of Engagement' section for the Penetration Testing more closely."
JohnM217
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JohnM217,
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2/6/2018 | 5:20:26 PM
Re: Caption
It looks like John fell victim to a sinkhole attach.
jthomaj
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jthomaj,
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2/7/2018 | 7:59:53 AM
Name That Toon
'Mind the gender gap'
DavidRandolph
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DavidRandolph,
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2/7/2018 | 4:52:02 PM
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I told him not to print out the security policies.
alwrick
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alwrick,
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2/8/2018 | 1:44:12 PM
Deep Learning as a caption?
What do you mean Deep Learning?
FKREITZBERG980
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FKREITZBERG980,
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2/8/2018 | 7:34:19 PM
Caption Contest Entry
John was checking his 401K. Market must be down again.
33jjj
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33jjj,
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2/10/2018 | 7:08:21 PM
Name That Toon
The fall quarter seems to really be getting to him.
michaelgop
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michaelgop,
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2/12/2018 | 11:47:20 AM
Correction
Don't worry, it's just a market correction. He'll bounce back...
BrianN060
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BrianN060,
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2/12/2018 | 12:55:02 PM
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Second thoughts about the company's early retirement offer?
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