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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Ace2010
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Ace2010,
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3/8/2018 | 12:11:16 PM
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Cyber thieves have found a new hole in the company's security to exploit
sljwampa
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sljwampa,
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3/7/2018 | 1:01:30 PM
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Who phished him?
tiskinty
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tiskinty,
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3/5/2018 | 1:17:37 PM
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"Well, there goes another cryptocurrency startup."
TT671
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TT671,
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3/5/2018 | 12:29:40 PM
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Only 29 hours per week allowed?  That Affordable care act is tough.
Mrlauri
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Mrlauri,
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3/5/2018 | 12:03:43 PM
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Hey, why they say that image heave emails are no longer supported?
oak2sfo
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oak2sfo,
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3/3/2018 | 7:46:04 PM
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1. She was so concerned about the glass ceiling but didn't pay attention to the glass floor. 

2. Didn't we say creating a building with glass walls and floors was a bad idea - let that be a lesson not to "Think Different".
rdtwombly
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rdtwombly,
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3/2/2018 | 12:05:16 PM
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I tried to tell him he was taking on too much.
acoutts
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acoutts,
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3/2/2018 | 10:27:58 AM
GDPR
He's only exercising his Right to be Forgotten
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muadhibs,
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3/2/2018 | 9:46:28 AM
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Should we report a data leak now?
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3/2/2018 | 4:34:21 AM
js17
"You may have flamed Bob to a crisp, but you're still wrong."
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