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Name that Toon: Risky Business
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Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Winner gets a $25 Amazon gift card!
MatthewN117 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/11/2018 | 5:08:38 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Our information security department recently implemented keyboard airgaps for repeat offenders."
Mikegyvr ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/11/2018 | 6:08:58 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Always the innovator, Ed demonstrated his take on the stand-up desk.
itgrrl ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/12/2018 | 2:41:24 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Interns at the White House trial their latest Presidential tweet management plan."
KCondit ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/13/2018 | 11:41:31 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Well, I guess the problem wasn't between his chair and his keyboard after all.
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
I guess Joe needs more than one chance to enter his password!
NinjaIzuna ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/13/2018 | 6:51:24 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
His code must not be compiling again.
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Ergonomics is said to provide therapy for your back.
atkinsonr ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/2/2018 | 7:46:38 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
I saw this done on Mission: Impossible last night
3milio ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/4/2018 | 12:58:43 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
The latest fad in office ergonomics.
3milio ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/4/2018 | 1:01:56 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Ever since Larry got bit by that South American fruit bat, he's been acting a little strange.
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Bob thinks the CIO's statement to "tie up security holes" was taken a little too far.
Blaze007 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/11/2018 | 3:20:34 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
An exemplary role model for his co-workers, Bob considers all perspectives when performing a thorough risk analysis.
MattB32201 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/12/2018 | 5:59:18 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Looks like John got caught by one of those Nigerian princes
MattB32201 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/12/2018 | 6:01:18 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
John has always been trying creative ways to solve the pebcak issue...
rcamachon6g ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/15/2018 | 11:48:19 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Some people never learn, he clicked on another Democrat phishing link again!
waltonob ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/12/2018 | 1:04:39 PM
MFA Level 10
And you thought it was dumb when Security added "Something you can do" as an authentication factor.
jrig1842 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/12/2018 | 2:58:14 PM
Management Material
Donald was never a very grounded individual, but he is certainly a high-flyer!
wfishburne ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/12/2018 | 4:25:17 PM
Caption
Paul wasn't kidding when he said he wanted agile developers.
dj_droo ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/13/2018 | 10:29:16 AM
The Hanging Desk
The trend in desk positions has reached it's final stage; from sitting, to standing, now to hanging.
JoeMetzger ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/13/2018 | 12:03:06 PM
Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Chuck says "All this time I thought they were saying fishing ..."
ragediver24 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/13/2018 | 1:08:29 PM
Caption Contest
When one of your coworkers doubles as a secret agent.
Hashbergerm ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/13/2018 | 6:45:28 PM
Hanging Table
George was looking for another at computer security from a different angle.
ThomasW452 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/14/2018 | 8:05:35 AM
Need My Fix
Hey, Guys , the boss has boobytrapped the coffee machine again
Risky business
Rick is testing one of the new options for the "Houdini" security package.
sbates85001 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/14/2018 | 9:59:47 AM
just a test...
George found that the link to "tie me up" was actually a phishing test...
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Must. Get. Leah Remini's passcode..."
ericap35 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/14/2018 | 3:11:51 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Password hang over 2FA!
Unhappymeal ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/19/2018 | 12:20:13 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
The floor is Child Support.
OrleeB996 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/16/2018 | 11:44:51 AM
Name that toon entry
This is Jim's newest attempt at effective two factor authentication.
drmrs ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/16/2018 | 5:22:41 PM
Risky Business (September 2018)
An employee named "Hanging Chad" never fully recovered from an earlier era.
tm1971 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/17/2018 | 2:24:44 AM
Risky Business (September 2018)
Latest anti-shoulder-surfing (aSS) password protection PoC.
tcorbeill ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/17/2018 | 9:02:19 AM
Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
"Great... someone call security, Dave fell for another phising attack."
rzaleski081 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/17/2018 | 2:03:31 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
HR's new office inversion workspace which will fix any sore back from sitting too long.
jridgeii ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/17/2018 | 4:31:05 PM
Name that Toon: Risky Business
No more PEBKAC errors
dan91266 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/17/2018 | 7:19:49 PM
Risky Business
In Russia, application hangs YOU!
M0nk3 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/19/2018 | 2:14:21 AM
Caller stated he was havening an issue with his new desk.
Thank you for calling techincal support. My name is George. How can I assist you?
Pen Test?
When they asked me to do a pen test, I wasn't thinking of this!
BradP282 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/19/2018 | 1:59:55 PM
Cartoon Caption
Apparently Ctl + Alt + Delete has a new feature after this months patches...
Emuc64 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/20/2018 | 9:18:35 AM
Caption Contest
Can we finally tell the CEO this suggestion for password complexity is an April Fools joke?
cmindel ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/20/2018 | 11:38:33 AM
Passwords
Passwords have grown so complicated these days.
SchemaCzar ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/20/2018 | 11:50:20 AM
Always hangs on boot
Always hangs on boot
jansdata ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/20/2018 | 12:09:29 PM
Cartoon Caption
Example of Low Hanging Fruit
REISEN1955 ,
User Rank: Ninja 9/20/2018 | 12:21:34 PM
Re: Pending Review
Phil took the concept of not leving footprints behind in security analysis a little too seriously.
Trevor_ ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/25/2018 | 10:13:20 AM
Re: Cartoon Caption
Apt-get remove Bob --purge personal items
gleduc921 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/20/2018 | 12:39:33 PM
Cartoon caption
Keep it up, Bob, your posture is really improving and you're looking taller.
GWAIN ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/20/2018 | 2:12:36 PM
Back Problems
Facilities rejected his request for an ergonomic desk.
PanamaVet ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/20/2018 | 3:46:38 PM
Cartoon Caption
White Privelege Day
OlivierM587 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/21/2018 | 4:01:21 AM
Cartoon Caption
IT team told me the problem was between the computer and the chair...
GMoon ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/21/2018 | 9:04:18 AM
Caption
When you are scheduled out of the office, but you forgot to log off, and you don't want your coworkers to know.
Literalist at work, boss said do the job hanging from the ceiling.
Name that Toon: Risky Busine
Literalist at work, boss said do the job hanging from the ceiling.
{
You want anything else boss, Yes do the job hanging from the ceiling.
Here is what you get from a literalist.
}
Cartoon caption
“I’m not sure I like this top down management approach!”
Cartoon caption
Are you sure this is how we get our data into the cloud?
dereks13 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/25/2018 | 11:12:38 AM
who needs Phishme?
"This is our most effective security awareness training tool yet!"
exmart ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/26/2018 | 1:21:54 PM
Your cube has been infected
These ransomewares are really getting out of hand...
ThomasW452 ,
User Rank: Strategist 9/27/2018 | 5:51:59 AM
IT Problems
At least this time the problem is not between the keyboard and the Chair
DevOps
You do NOT want to get on the wrong side of the new DevOps manager.
corpit ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/27/2018 | 1:12:53 PM
Sit-to-Stand Desk
What you get when you ask IT for a Sit-to-Stand Desk.
ccj1
"Hey, Jim, while you're up..."
ccj2
"Didn't you hear? The new policy is that if your app gets suspended, so do you."
ccj3
"The stockholders wanted somebody to be strung up for the latest data breach..."
ccj4
"Guys, we need to have a talk about Casual Friday."
ccj5
"How much longer is that FTC regulator going to hang around?"
ccj6
"That's what happens when you use spaces instead of tabs, man."
ccj7
"On the count of three, we tickle."
rita4321 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/1/2018 | 7:18:32 AM
ccj8
"Tom prefers a top-down programming approach."
tuanthomson ,
User Rank: Apprentice 9/29/2018 | 8:45:42 AM
Funny
Looks like Harry found the honeypot.
ccj9
"IT told him he caught a virus. Now he's all anxious about post-nasal drip."
ccj10
"Kathy, I think the better question is: Why can't you just mind your business?"
ccj11
"It's a honeypot. Now we just wait for the bear."
ccj12
"I wouldn't bother him. He's tied up at the moment."
ccj13
"I'd like to help you, Bill, but I wouldn't what Time Reporting Code to use."
Noe4293 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/2/2018 | 5:01:54 PM
The New Guy
Looks like Jerry got tied up at work...
ccj14
"He's our artificial-intelligence guy. We're hoping to replace him with an actual-intelligence guy."
ccj15
"Well, Tim, some people might have thought the picnic basket was suspicious."
Ed_E ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/1/2018 | 3:46:33 PM
I told you active countermeasures would work.
I told you active countermeasures would work.
ronhollow ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/1/2018 | 8:17:21 PM
He failed the fingerprint scanner.
He failed the fingerprint scanner.
SXDude ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/2/2018 | 8:50:42 AM
An email confirming it was a malicious attachment would have sufficed!!!!
An email confirming it was a malicious attachment would have sufficed!!!!
tspirawk ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/2/2018 | 11:20:28 AM
Repeat Offender
Looks like Bob fell for our internal phishing again!
lakers85 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/3/2018 | 8:02:02 AM
My boss told me to write the same sentence 500 times as punishment for my lapse in judgement
"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"
"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"
"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"
"I will not ask management to purchase NEW & SECURE, to replace 12 year old Network Devices...for obvious reasons"
Corruption ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/3/2018 | 12:47:44 PM
Security Awareness Training
I think Jane in Accounting got the Bear trap!!!
He violated our zero tolerance policy
He violated our zero tolerance policy!
sdenrich ,
User Rank: Guru 10/4/2018 | 3:47:15 PM
cartoon caption
Hey guys! when did we hire Tom Cruise!!!
RobF375 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/4/2018 | 8:07:03 PM
Cartoon Caption
"Trying to promote your code to production again without an approved change window eh Bob?"
Coolster65 ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/8/2018 | 11:38:08 AM
Name that Toon: Risky Business
That's not what they mean by "Agile DevOps" Bart ...
"He is determined not to make himself a low-hanging fruit for hackers."
"He is determined not to make himself a low-hanging fruit for hackers."
cjonesv2s ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/10/2018 | 2:31:48 PM
Cartoon Caption
He's managed to turn the computing world upsidedown!
FIREarly ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/11/2018 | 10:54:11 AM
Cartoon Caption
The Houdini hack will get me out of this!
rdmcmath ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/11/2018 | 1:37:51 PM
Cartoon caption
"He must have fallen for the latest phishing bait."
ianrod ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/12/2018 | 8:34:56 AM
Name that Toon
Once again, IT was left to hang out and dry.
xaviernj ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/12/2018 | 10:05:34 AM
Caption contest
This new three factor authentication is noooott easy.
emallove ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/12/2018 | 3:15:28 PM
Workplace Ergonomics
"Yoga ball chairs, stand-up desks, treadmill offices. Have workplace ergonomics gone too far?"
potatofish ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/16/2018 | 8:20:57 PM
Here is one for a venti!
Sally, Have you started preparing for the annual security awareness training?
REISEN1955 ,
User Rank: Ninja 10/17/2018 | 3:08:31 PM
Re: Here is one for a venti!
Paul realized the new corporate policy about not accepting a Varidesk had consequences.
TimBerdon ,
User Rank: Apprentice 10/17/2018 | 4:10:34 PM
Name That Toon
This looked WAY easier when Tom Cruise did it in Mission Impossible!
uversaprod9 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/18/2018 | 10:21:35 PM
IT Cert Circus
"Tom got most of his IT Certs after graduating from Clown College and a failed attempt at running away with The Circus."
uversaprod9 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/18/2018 | 10:26:11 PM
Too Many Failed Password Attempts
"Too many failed password attempts and the Windows Server locked his account and hung him out to dry...!"
uversaprod9 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/18/2018 | 10:43:35 PM
Robert's Ergotron
"Hmmm... Robert's Ergotron Standing Desk doesn't get here for another two weeks!"
uversaprod9 ,
User Rank: Strategist 10/18/2018 | 11:10:42 PM
Windows 10 - Cortana
"After the Windows 10 Migration, I guess 'Cortana' didn't like what Stan was asking her for, or the tone-of-voice he was using with her."
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