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1/12/2019
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John Klossner
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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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2/7/2019 | 6:36:58 PM
js19
"I don't even bother to bring a tennis ball anymore. Did you know there's an app for playing fetch?"
jrig1842
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jrig1842,
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2/7/2019 | 1:58:41 PM
Reach out and touch someone
You remember that slogan right?  His bark is now definitely worse than his bite.
bchun945
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bchun945,
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2/5/2019 | 8:56:27 PM
He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
Telemarketing: He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
ianrod
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ianrod,
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2/5/2019 | 8:36:43 AM
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I know Facebook security has gone to the dogs but, this is ridiculous.
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PanamaVet,
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2/4/2019 | 5:00:39 PM
Near Sighted
NFL Football Operations is renewing his Side Judge contract and transferring us to Los Angelas.
sdpoole
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sdpoole,
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2/4/2019 | 11:39:41 AM
A Dog's Life Toon caption contest
Did you take your dog to the third party vendor risk assesment training? Mine is vetting our dog food suppliers as we speak!
lakers85
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2/3/2019 | 7:03:52 AM
No Joke...
Sorry, I didnt see your text message reply about our venue & time change for our meeting. My dog enabled facial and two factor authentication on all my devices. Its almost as if Ive been hacked.
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2/2/2019 | 6:42:55 PM
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The Vet called. My appointment is canceled!
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/31/2019 | 6:54:48 PM
js18
"Not much of a service dog. He's only got two bars."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:43:25 PM
js17
"I miss the days when we were just trying to make sure they didn't spend all day watching DogTV."
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